Children love jokes.

Sometimes it's the clever punchline. Sometimes it's a completely ridiculous answer. And sometimes the funniest part is watching a child tell the same joke for the twentieth time while laughing before they even reach the punchline.

Whatever the reason, jokes for kids are a simple way to have fun together.

They're also great for car journeys, family dinners, birthday parties, school breaks or those moments when children announce that they're bored and expect you to solve the problem immediately.

We've collected 100 funny, clean and easy-to-remember jokes for children, covering animals, school, food, family and plenty of wonderfully silly subjects.

Let's see which one gets the biggest laugh.

100 Funny Jokes for Kids

Animal Jokes for Kids

Animals are an almost endless source of children's jokes.

1. What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer.

2. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

3. Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

4. What do cats eat for breakfast?

Mice Krispies.

5. What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop.

6. Why don't elephants use computers?

They're afraid of the mouse.

7. What do you call a fish wearing a bow tie?

Sofishticated.

8. What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator.

9. Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools.

10. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

11. Why did the chicken join a band?

Because it had the drumsticks.

12. What do you call a cow that plays music?

A moo-sician.

13. Where do cows go for entertainment?

To the moo-vies.

14. What do you call a dog magician?

A Labracadabrador.

15. Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honeycombs.

16. What do frogs order at restaurants?

French flies.

17. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

A dino-snore.

18. Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Because they're shellfish.

19. What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

20. What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

Animal jokes are especially easy for younger children because the setup usually involves something they already recognize.

If your child enjoys animals in stories too, take a look at our animal stories for kids.

School Jokes for Kids

School provides plenty of material for jokes—from teachers and homework to pencils and mathematics.

21. Why did the student eat his homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

22. Why was the math book sad?

Because it had too many problems.

23. What is a snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-tory.

24. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?

Because her students were so bright.

25. What did the pencil say to the paper?

Write on!

26. Why was the broom late for school?

It overswept.

27. Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

To reach the high notes.

28. What's a witch's favorite school subject?

Spelling.

29. Why did the computer go to school?

To improve its memory.

30. Why did the clock get sent to the principal?

It kept tocking in class.

31. What did one pencil say to the other?

You're looking sharp.

32. What room can nobody enter?

A mushroom.

33. Why did the student bring a ladder to school?

Because they wanted to go to high school.

34. What is the king of all school supplies?

The ruler.

35. Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Because it had acute angles.

Food Jokes for Kids

Food jokes work particularly well because they turn familiar everyday objects into ridiculous characters.

36. Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn't peeling well.

37. Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

38. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.

39. What did one plate say to the other?

Dinner's on me.

40. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

41. What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

42. Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They might crack each other up.

43. What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blueberry.

44. Why did the orange stop halfway up the hill?

Because it ran out of juice.

45. What kind of vegetable likes looking at animals?

A zoo-cchini.

46. Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.

47. What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?

Yellow!

48. Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a vegetable garden?

Because potatoes have eyes and corn has ears.

49. What do you call a fast vegetable?

A runner bean.

50. Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fun-gi.

Silly Jokes for Kids

Sometimes the best children's jokes don't need to make much sense at all.

That's exactly what makes them funny.

51. What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.

52. What gets wetter the more it dries?

A towel.

53. Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

54. What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree.

55. What has ears but cannot hear?

A cornfield.

56. What has one eye but can't see?

A needle.

57. What goes up but never comes down?

Your age.

58. What has a neck but no head?

A bottle.

59. What has many keys but can't open a door?

A piano.

60. What can travel around the world while staying in one corner?

A stamp.

Some of these sit halfway between jokes and riddles. Children who enjoy guessing before hearing the answer will probably also enjoy our collection of riddles for kids.

Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Knock-knock jokes are particularly fun because children don't just listen—they participate.

61. Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it's cold out here!

62. Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Cow says.

Cow says who?

No, a cow says "moo!"

63. Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don't cry, it's only a joke!

64. Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive you!

65. Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You're welcome!

66. Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow wh—

MOOOO!

67. Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Atch.

Atch who?

Bless you!

68. Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

69. Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ice cream.

Ice cream who?

Ice cream whenever I see a spider!

70. Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Annie.

Annie who?

Annie body home?

Dinosaur Jokes for Kids

Dinosaurs disappeared millions of years ago.

Fortunately, their jokes survived.

71. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A thesaurus.

72. What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.

73. What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.

74. What do dinosaurs use to pay?

Tyrannosaurus checks.

75. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?

Because the "P" is silent.

76. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

Try-try-try-ceratops.

77. What do you call a dinosaur after bedtime?

A dino-snore.

78. What was the dinosaur's favorite number?

Eight.

Because after eight comes nine—and dinosaurs ate nine.

79. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

80. What's the best thing to do if you see a T. rex?

Hope it doesn't see you.

Space and Science Jokes for Kids

Science can be serious.

Science jokes don't have to be.

81. How does the Moon cut its hair?

Eclipse it.

82. Why did the Sun go to school?

To get a little brighter.

83. What kind of music do planets listen to?

Neptunes.

84. Why couldn't the astronaut book a hotel on the Moon?

Because it was full.

85. What do planets like to read?

Comet books.

86. Why did the star get an award?

Because it was outstanding in its galaxy.

87. What do you call an alien spaceship that leaks water?

A crying saucer.

88. How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

89. Why did the astronaut break up with the Moon?

They needed space.

90. What is an astronaut's favorite part of a computer?

The space bar.

Children fascinated by science can continue experimenting with our collection of home science experiments for kids.

Short Jokes Kids Can Easily Remember

These final jokes are deliberately simple, making them ideal for children who want something they can remember and retell.

91. Why are ghosts bad liars?

Because you can see right through them.

92. What do clouds wear under their clothes?

Thunderwear.

93. Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired.

94. What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.

95. Why are mountains funny?

Because they're hill areas.

96. What do you call a sleeping pizza?

A piZZZZa.

97. What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here. I'll go on ahead.

98. Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed.

99. Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll let it go.

100. What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing. It just waved.

Why Are Jokes Good for Children?

Jokes are primarily about having fun, and they don't need another justification.

However, telling and understanding jokes also involves several interesting language and social skills.

Understanding Wordplay

Many children's jokes depend on words having multiple meanings.

Consider:

Why was the math book sad?

Because it had too many problems.

A child has to understand that problem can mean both a mathematical exercise and a difficult situation.

Recognizing that ambiguity is part of understanding the joke.

Practicing Memory

To successfully tell a joke, a child has to remember:

1. The setup.

2. The correct sequence.

3. The punchline.

A joke is essentially a tiny story that has to be reproduced accurately enough for someone else to understand it.

Building Confidence

Knowing a joke gives children something they can contribute to a conversation.

Successfully making parents, siblings or friends laugh can be rewarding, particularly for children developing their communication skills.

Developing a Sense of Timing

A good joke isn't only about the words.

Children gradually discover that pauses, expression and timing affect how a joke is received.

They may learn to pause just before the punchline or change their voice for different characters.

Joke Games to Play With Children

You don't have to simply read all 100 jokes from top to bottom.

Turn them into games.

Joke of the Day

Choose one joke each morning.

Everyone has to remember it and tell it to somebody else during the day.

At dinner, ask who managed to make someone laugh.

Don't Laugh Challenge

One player tells jokes while the other tries not to laugh.

Switch roles after several attempts.

The person telling the jokes can use funny voices and expressions to make the challenge harder.

Finish the Punchline

Read only the question.

For example:

"Why did the bicycle fall over?"

Let children invent their own answers before revealing:

"Because it was two-tired."

Their invented punchline might even be funnier.

Create Your Own Jokes

Once children understand the structure, challenge them to invent jokes.

Start with:

"What do you call a...?"

or:

"Why did the...?"

Don't worry if the jokes make absolutely no sense.

For children, that may be the funniest part.

If your family enjoys conversation games, our 100 fun questions for kids provides another easy activity for dinners, journeys and family time.

Jokes, Riddles and Tongue Twisters: What's the Difference?

These types of word games overlap, but their objectives are slightly different.

Jokes are designed primarily to make someone laugh.

Riddles present a puzzle that the listener tries to solve.

Tongue twisters use combinations of sounds that are deliberately difficult to pronounce quickly.

A child might enjoy all three for completely different reasons.

For another language challenge, try our collection of tongue twisters for kids.

How to Help Kids Tell Jokes

Children sometimes understand a joke perfectly but struggle to tell it.

A few simple techniques can help.

Keep it short

Start with jokes containing only one question and one answer.

Practice the punchline

The final line is usually the most important part.

Make sure the child remembers it before attempting the whole joke.

Speak slowly

Excited children sometimes rush through the setup.

Encourage them to slow down enough for the listener to understand.

Pause before the answer

A tiny pause creates anticipation.

Don't correct every mistake

If a child changes a word but the joke still works, there's no reason to interrupt.

The objective is to have fun.

Frequently Asked Questions About Jokes for Kids

What are some easy jokes for young kids?

Simple question-and-answer jokes are usually easiest to remember, such as:

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.

Animal jokes, food jokes and short knock-knock jokes are particularly accessible.

Are these jokes appropriate for children?

The jokes in this collection have been selected as clean, family-friendly jokes suitable for sharing with children. Parents can still choose the ones most appropriate for their child's age and understanding.

Why do children repeat the same jokes?

Young children often enjoy repetition.

Retelling a familiar joke lets them anticipate the funny moment, practice remembering the sequence and experience the reaction of different listeners.

So yes—you may hear the same joke many, many times.

How can children make up their own jokes?

Start with a familiar structure such as "Why did...?" or "What do you call...?"

Then encourage the child to think of two words or ideas that can be combined in an unexpected way.

The joke doesn't need to be perfect.

Creating it is part of the fun.

What jokes are best for a 7-year-old?

Short animal jokes, school jokes, knock-knock jokes and simple wordplay are good starting points because they're relatively easy to remember and retell.

The ideal difficulty depends on the child's vocabulary and sense of humor.

Final Thoughts: Funny Jokes for Kids

The best jokes for kids don't need complicated setups or sophisticated humor.

Sometimes all it takes is a cow, a banana and an absolutely terrible pun.

Use these jokes during family dinners, birthday parties, road trips or simply whenever somebody needs cheering up.

And don't just give children the answers.

Let them guess the punchline, invent alternatives and eventually create jokes of their own.

At Kiddus, we believe some of the best childhood activities are also the simplest. Sharing a joke costs nothing, requires no preparation and can turn an ordinary moment into one the whole family remembers.